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Alternate Endings: X-Men: The Last Stand

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At the end of X-Men: The Last Stand, Magneto, now as powerless as the rest of us mortals, sits alone at a chessboard in a park. Instead of this, let’s show Magneto in an old age home prattling on and on about how he used to be Magneto. “My power was strong enough to move the Golden Gate Bridge.” The slightly perturbed victim of Magneto’s endless stories says, “Yeah, yeah, and I used to be Stan Lee.” And it is Stan Lee.

Written by David Kilmer

February 5, 2012 at 11:15 pm

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